Charles Hurt
Columns by Charles Hurt
CHARLES HURT: Capitol secured against taxpayers for lawmakers to act like spring break
It's that time of year when college kids in flip-flops hit the sandy beaches of cheesy Mexican resorts and party till the break of dawn, shimmying and jiggling and drinking florescent tequila shots from unknown belly buttons. Here in your nation's capital, it is really no different. Published March 17, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Hillary Clinton press conference a political performance preview
Hillary Clinton's press performance Tuesday afternoon was, truly, everything Americans could have hoped for from our former First Lady, Modern Joan of Arc, Lady Macbeth, Senate carpetbagger and eternal public Woman Scorned. Published March 10, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Benjamin Netanyahu believes in American Exceptionalism, too bad Obama doesn’t
Appearing before Congress, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu laid bare terrifying truths about the statements, actions and intentions of the "Islamic Republic" of Iran — as diligently studied from less than 1,000 miles from Tehran, as the missile flies. Published March 3, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Mitch McConnell lets Senate bow to Obama on illegal immigration
To the rescue comes Senator Yoda, wearing his hooded cloak and wielding his magic wand. He checked his sorcery guide and stirred his bubbling pot. He produced a magical strategy for dealing with these forces of evil. Surrender. Published February 24, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Evolution and allegiance to the Church of Global Warming
It is such a high, blessed relief to finally get to the bottom of the most pressing issue here in this age of $17 trillion U.S. debt, barbaric animals burning humans alive in cages, the systematic rounding up, rape and mutilation of young girls around the world and all these inconvenient blizzards and bone-chilling winds blowing giant holes in our faith in the newly founded Church of Global Warming. Published February 17, 2015
CHARLES HURT: IRS allows illegal aliens to apply for tax credits, returns
Are you sick and tired of the IRS? Do you owe back taxes? Do you want to be finished with all of the threatening phone calls? The fear, the terrorizing and intimidation? Well we have the answer for you! Published February 10, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Scott Walker leads Republican field of 13 presidential candidates
With a generous baker's dozen preening and jockeying for early attention, this Republican presidential nomination fight appears to be turning into another none-of-the-above contest. Published February 3, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Arlington House book tells story of American loss
Perched on high bluffs above the Virginia banks of the Potomac River and overlooking the sprawling federal city of Washington, Arlington House for more than 150 years has been a tortured and conflicted spot. Published January 27, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Obama dismisses electorate and disses Congress
Well, you cannot say he didn't warn us. Published January 20, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Mario Cuomo was not a total liar, and that’s saying something
In all the stirring eulogies and remembrances leading up to the funeral of former New York Governor Mario Cuomo last week, his greatest contribution to American politics went entirely unheralded. All the fawning tributes and tearful, pearl-clutching accolades have failed to include the one single thing about Mario Cuomo that will forever set him far apart from all the rest of the politicians of his ilk. Published January 13, 2015
CHARLES HURT: John Boehner elected Republican speaker with Daniel Webster in the House
Here in the winter of our conservative doldrums as the party of jackasses has once again been trounced by the screaming weenies of squishy establishment Republicans, a spark of hope. Amid the ruins lies the Gadsden flag, smoldering, tread upon. Published January 6, 2015
CHARLES HURT: In D.C., celebrating Christmas with a shooting spree
It is that special time of year when people all over America sing with cheer, exchange gifts with loved ones and count their many blessings. Published December 30, 2014
CHARLES HURT: In hacked Hollywood, real heroes get smaller spotlights
I am not — nor ever have been — a member in good standing of the Kim Jong-un Fan Club. In fact, I am pretty sure the teacup child despot inherited his father's seat in the Axis of Evil. Published December 23, 2014
CHARLES HURT: Obama, with nothing to lose, embraces Cuba
So this is what foreign policy by Beyonce looks like. Published December 17, 2014
CHARLES HURT: Welcome to lawless Obama’s America, hombres!
Just when President Obama thought it was safe to show his face in an American courtroom again, in walks John Wayne in a black robe to deliver one of the greatest legal beatdowns ever suffered by a sitting president. Published December 16, 2014
CHARLES HURT: GOP sinking on a ship of timidity, squandering historic win
Call it the mysterious case of the Incredible Shrinking GOP. Published December 9, 2014
CHARLES HURT: Racism taints Christmas season
Move over, Charlie Brown. Looks like it's going to be a Michael Brown Christmas this year. Published December 4, 2014
CHARLES HURT: Empty promises in wake of Ferguson
This was a tragedy that happened at the hands of Michael Brown himself. It happened at the hands of his parents who apparently failed to instill in him a respect for others. It happened at the hands of a society that failed to instill in him a respect for the law. It happened at the hands of an education system that failed to instill in Michael Brown that a box of Swisher Sweets is the reward for learning and hard work. Published December 2, 2014
CHARELS HURT: Ferguson riots are Obama’s legacy
Now I realize that some in the media have taken grave exception to people referring to the riots in Ferguson as the "Ferguson riots." And I must say that I agree with them. They really are not the "Ferguson riots." They are the "Obama riots." Published November 25, 2014
CHARLES HURT: King Barack brings the cray-cray on immigration amnesty
In his immigration lecture Thursday night, President Obama revealed himself as a man politically broken, isolated from any sense of normal reality and completely unspooled from logic. The man who once unified this country with elegant, daring and powerful speeches was ashen, confused and doddering. Published November 20, 2014