Charles Hurt
Columns by Charles Hurt
CHARLES HURT: Mr. Universe, Donald Trump, takes on The Nine Dwarves
Why is it that the only time Republicans ever do anything interesting, they get dragged into it kicking and screaming? Now comes Donald Trump, in what is sure to be an epic debate faceoff in Cleveland Thursday night. The Donald versus everybody! Published August 4, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Obama holds trump card in Democratic primary
Who holds the trump card in the Democratic race for president in 2016? Hint: It is somebody that nobody is talking about today. Published July 28, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Donald Trump talks tough against John McCain; American voters listen
Call him "Teflon Don." Campaigning in Iowa over the weekend, Donald Trump was being, well, Donald Trump, fearlessly bellowing insults without mercy, until he finally landed a big blow on Old John McCain and managed to hit on the ONLY thing you cannot say bad about the senator from Arizona. In mocking and belittling Mr. McCain's tortured service as a downed Navy pilot in a Hanoi prison camp, The Donald's meteoric ascent seemed threatened -- but just for a moment. Published July 21, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Atticus Finch: A racist who loved justice
So it turns out a half century on that Atticus Finch -- America's fearless moral compass on matters of race, our Moses of The South -- got old and turned into just another crotchety Archie Bunker, barking about blacks, white outsiders and the meddlesome federal courts. Published July 14, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Donald Trump hated by professional politicians
Finally! A great, unifying figure emerges in American politics to bring the endlessly bickering factions here in Washington back together again. Published July 7, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Obama’s absurd ‘Amazing Grace’
If Jimmy Carter is "history's greatest monster," as deemed by the good people of Springfield in "The Simpsons," then President Obama is "history's most deluded jester." Published June 30, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Dylann Roof kills politicians’ sensibility with Confederate battle flag in S.C.
A self-absorbed loser whose weak mind has been twisted into a haunted house of pharmacological drugs and psychotic Internet fantasies commits unspeakable crimes against some of the very finest, most loving people you could possibly find in this corrupt world. A bipartisan throng of tragedy whores takes the stage to address the wicked travesty. They are going to DO something about this evil crime! They are going to demand -- that a flag be taken down? Published June 23, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Donald Trump declares war on lying, street-hustlers of Congress
Donald Trump and his $9 billion just made the biggest splash of the 2016 presidential race. Published June 16, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Jeb Bush trades on name, meets European leaders
Not since Clark Griswold took his family on a European vacation have we seen such goofy antics. Jeb Bush, in a desperate bid to be taken seriously, is cashing in his last name to buy himself a first-class tour of European capitals to hobnob with world leaders, statesmen and dignitaries. Published June 9, 2015
CHARLES HURT: John Kerry breaks a leg but misses ‘Live Shot’ moment as Middle East peace hero
Poor John Kerry. This was going to be his moment to finally pull the world peace rabbit out of the hat in the Middle East. Published June 2, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Military gratitude and the politics of war
Apparently feeling intellectual, The Washington Post sports department decided to mark Memorial Day this year by pondering a deep thought. Published May 26, 2015
CHARLES HURT: The Clinton family soap opera continues
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the longest-running Southern Gothic soap opera in American history! It is a mix of "Days of Our Lives," "Dr. Phil," "The Sopranos," "Oprah" and "Judge Judy" all rolled into one, long, endless saga called "The Clintons -- a Tale of Naked Ambition, Unquenchable Libido, Towering Greed and Their Desperation to be a Part of Every American's Life as Long as We Live." Published May 19, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Alex Rodriguez milestones ignored by Yankees is grosser than gross
Thinking of New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and his historic milestone of passing Willie Mays' lifetime home run record last week, I was reminded of the jokes kids used to tell one another when they wanted to impress their playground friends with the epic grossness of their imaginations. Published May 12, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Baltimore Freddie Gray riots result of extreme liberal policies
All the mayhem unfolding in Baltimore is nothing short of an unspeakable American tragedy. Laid bare are the failures of cradle-to-grave social policies held so dear by politicians in both parties, but embraced and celebrated most lustily by Democrats. Published May 5, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Baltimore riots evoke spirit of ‘Star-Spangled Banner’
With such steady, just and hopeful leadership from President Obama and his recently departed attorney general, Eric H. Holder Jr., is it any wonder that peace, love, patriotism and tranquility reign across the land with such fervor? Published April 28, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Marco Rubio habla Americano better than other Republicans
Sen. Marco Rubio might be a Spanish-speaking Cuban from Miami, but he is currently winning the Republican Party's "American" presidential primary as the only guy speaking common English right now. Published April 21, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Hillary Clinton descends from luxury for coronation as candidate of the people
Madam Candidate of the People was in her magical mystery conversion van, flying over the cornfields of Iowa this week taking enemy fire. This required evasive maneuvers that launched her coterie of handmaidens, purse-holders and security guards all around the plush leather cabin of the magical, age-reversing van. Published April 14, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Beauty Queen Barack Obama and the Tehran Mullahs: Partners in peace
Just like every other ditzy beauty queen in the history of beauty pageants, President Obama steps across the world stage clutching the giant bouquet of flowers handed him by the Nobel Committee and pivots back and forth, waving mechanically. Published April 7, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Andreas Lubitz, adrift in the sea of self absorption
What do Christina Freundlich, Lena Dunham and Andreas Lubitz all have in common? Published March 31, 2015
CHARLES HURT: Obama, John Kerry Iran strategy betrays American people, Congress
President Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry are so many fathoms out of their depth that the best they can do for civilization is to toss control of the entire Middle East into the hands of the Iranians. That really and truly is their strategy. Published March 24, 2015