Joseph Curl
Columns by Joseph Curl
CURL: Obama, Biden, Clinton — a fly on the wall hears all
President Obama, Vice President Joseph R. Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton met in the White House on Thursday. This is, according to a nonpartisan fly that happened to be on the wall, a firsthand, verbatim account of their conversation. Published August 19, 2012
CURL: Game-changing pick for Romney, worst nightmare for Obama
Well, that didn't take long. By 11 a.m. Saturday, shortly after presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney appeared with his newly picked running mate, the Senate Democratic leader fired out a bitter e-mail. Published August 12, 2012
CURL: The silly season — Obama’s winning?!
It's political "silly season," when everyone says whatever they want — it doesn't matter, no one will know if it's true or not, and whatever is said will be ancient history by tomorrow morning. Published August 5, 2012
CURL: Romney didn’t say what they said he said
"Romney trip begins in shambles," blared CNN. "Britain is not ready for the Olympics says Mitt Romney," screamed the U.K.'s Daily Mail. "Mitt Romney's Olympics gaffe overshadows visit to London," bellowed Britain's Telegraph newspaper. But guess what? Mr. Romney said nothing of the kind. Published July 29, 2012
CURL: From bad to worse for President Obama
A lot happened last week — and none of it was good for President Obama. Published July 22, 2012
CURL: Why Romney’s NAACP speech matters
Mitt Romney's address to the NAACP, despite the boos, may prove pivotal. He spoke to them like adults — here are your problems and here's what I'll do to address them. Maybe blacks will vote en masse anyway for the first "black" president who didn't even bother to show up for the NAACP. Published July 15, 2012
CURL: Who’s bailing on Obama? Just about everybody
The president is back on the campaign trail. What's striking is where he's going: Pennsylvania, Ohio, Iowa — places he won in 2008. Why? Simple. All the latest polls show he's losing … well, everyone. Published July 8, 2012
CURL: Roberts to the rescue for Romney
In voting to uphold President Obama's disastrous health-care overhaul, Supreme Court Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. took away the president's main line of attack that surely would have been deployed had the court voted 5-4, along party lines. Published June 28, 2012
CURL: Lying liars and the ‘furious’ lies they tell
"Lie, noun, 1. A false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth." Thus begins the fast and furious descent of President Obama. Published June 24, 2012
CURL: Obama’s a domestic enemy of the U.S. Constitution
When Congress wrote its own oath of office in 1884, little did they know that, 128 years later, America would face a domestic threat to the U.S. Constitution — from its very own president. Published June 17, 2012
CURL: Forget the ‘boring white guy’ — Romney will pick Rubio
Paul Ryan. Rob Portman. Tim Pawlenty. Bob McDonnell. Mitch Daniels. Even their names are boring. Sure, they're all highly qualified public servants — governors, senators, congressmen — but they are also borrrrrring. Published June 10, 2012
CURL: This sure isn’t the McCain campaign
Historians may well look back, when they dissect Mr. Romney's landslide victory in November 2012, to last week — a week when the Republican candidate not only showed that he's ready to mix it up in the octagon, but the Democratic incumbent looked like an overrated palooka finally matched against someone his own size. Published June 3, 2012
CURL: Hillary Clinton will be the 2012 veep candidate
Show of hands: Who here still thinks Vice President Joseph R. Biden will be on the 2012 ticket? Really? All of you? So wrong. Published May 20, 2012
CURL: Team Obama panics, and it’s only May
It's mushroom cloud after mushroom cloud for President Obama. Published May 13, 2012
CURL: Hip-hop legend MCA passes on; Obama says not a word
President Obama is said to have 2,000 songs on his iPod, but he's never mentioned the Beastie Boys. Too bad. He could learn so much from them. Still can. Published May 6, 2012
CURL: Rejoice Republicans — Romney is for real
Why so glum, chum? Haven't you heard? Mitt Romney's arrived, and he's serious this time. Published April 29, 2012
CURL: Was Newt Gingrich’s campaign the worst in history?
The Newt's presidential campaign has got to be one of the worst ever run in American history. So let's roll it all up in a ball, shall we, and take a look. Published April 22, 2012
CURL: Obama at home in D.C.’s fetid swamp
With Barack Obama in the White House, Washington is once again a noxious bog, from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to the Point of Four Quadrants. Published April 15, 2012
CURL: Carney is twisting himself into knots
Sometimes, being the White House press secretary is a pretty unpleasant job — like being the spokesman for a coal company after a cave-in that kills nine and traps a dozen. Published April 8, 2012
CURL: Divide and conquer — Obama knows exactly what he’s saying
President Obama's remarks on the pending Supreme Court decision on his health care mandate weren't aimed at the justices, but at uninformed Americans, especially liberals. Published April 4, 2012