Joseph Curl
Columns by Joseph Curl
Trollmaster Trump gets pwned by Zoomer trollsters
Donald Trump, the Internet's Greatest Of All Time Troll, got trolled. Published June 23, 2020
Democrats can’t stand Americans protesting lockdown, but all in for rioting, looting
So thick is the hypocrisy you can cut it with a knife. Democrats applaud the race riots and looting -- anything to hurt Mr. Trump's re-election chances. Published June 16, 2020
From impeachment, to pandemic, to riots, wildfires and killer hornets, 2020 is proving to be a doozy
If you wrote a screenplay of what's happened so far in 2020 and gave it to Hollywood producers, they'd laugh you right out of the room. Published June 2, 2020
Joe Biden gets racist; Media immediately forgive, forget
Former Vice President Joseph R. Biden sat down last Friday for an online interview with Charlamagne tha God on his popular radio show "The Breakfast Club," at one point telling the host that if he supports President Trump, "then you ain't black." Published May 26, 2020
Race for Florida’s 13th Congressional District becomes bellwether for national battle
You're no doubt spending most of your day thinking about how not to contract COVID-19, but it's already mid-May and the battle for control of the U.S. House of Representatives is well under way. Published May 19, 2020
FACT: N.Y. Gov. Cuomo has done an absolutely abysmal job handling COVID-19
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo -- who, for some reason, has begun to call COVID-19 the "European Virus" -- has done an abysmal job handling the virus in New York. But hey, the Democrats say, let's make him president. Published May 12, 2020
Is COVID-19 bringing the Bible’s 10 great plagues?
With a deadly virus spanning the entire globe, maybe it's time to take a look at the 10 plagues of Egypt, from the biblical book of Exodus to see how we're doing.. Published May 5, 2020
COVID-19 turning out to be huge hoax perpetrated by media
When the postmortem is done on the media's coverage of COVID-19 (and it will be), it will be clear that the virus was no Black Plague -- it's not even the flu on a bad year. Published April 28, 2020
Trump channels Obama’s 2013 Lie of the Year: ‘Anybody who wants a test can get a test’
Back in the 2012 presidential campaign, Republicans hit Barack Obama for months for his promise, "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." In the 2020 campaign, Democrats will be using their own version of the promise, this one uttered by President Trump: "Anybody who wants a test can get a test." Published April 21, 2020
Bernie Bros won’t go quietly
Sanders supporters know they have clout. Shortly after Mr. Sanders suspended his campaign, a collective of eight groups issued a warning to Mr. Biden. Published April 14, 2020
Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff plot new Trump probe
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has spent the last three-plus years investigating President Trump, and each time, she's come up empty. Published April 7, 2020
Donald Trump might make ‘the woman from Michigan’ Gretchen Whitmer into Joe Biden’s running mate
President Trump has single-handedly thrust a mostly unknown politician into the spotlight -- and she might just wind up being Joseph R. Biden's running mate, bashing him relentlessly until Nov. 3. Published March 31, 2020
Americans try to keep sense of humor in face of coronavirus pandemic
Human beings, when faced with those desperate situations, often make a joke to ease the tension. Americans especially. But during these trying times of a worldwide virus spreading exponentially, of endless empty shelves in our local grocery stores, and of a creepy fear that it's all going to get a lot worse before it gets better -- is it still OK to crack a joke? Published March 24, 2020
COVID-19 in the U.S.: Doomsday numbers just don’t add up
Last week, when people in America used to leave their homes (remember that?), I was finishing up a big household project and stopped off at Lowe's (every project I do requires at least 17 trips to the hardware store). Published March 17, 2020
So much for Bernie Sanders’ secret weapon: Young people aren’t voting
For decades, political pundits and pollsters have talked about "the youth vote." The problem: The "youth" don't show up at the polls. Published March 10, 2020
Democrats pick old white people from ‘most diverse field’
It was touted as "the most diverse field of Democratic presidential candidates ever." Now there are three old white guys and an old white women atop the heap. Published March 3, 2020
Michael Bloomberg debate, Howard Dean scream worst campaign implosions
Everything was coming up roses for Michael Bloomberg -- until the billionaire made his first appearance last week at a Democratic debate. Published February 25, 2020
Are the Democrats headed to a contested convention?
Only two states have weighed in on the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, but already theories about a contested convention are swirling. Published February 18, 2020
Joe Biden presidential campaign breaks down (just like his campaign bus)
In a fantastical (some might say ironic) twist, one of Joseph R. Biden's campaign buses broke down in New Hampshire over the weekend and had to pull off to the side of the road. Published February 11, 2020
My last column ever — ever! — on Hillary Clinton. Promise.
Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump in humiliating fashion on Nov. 8, 2016. That's 1,183 days ago. And yet, nearly every day since Election Day, Mrs. Clinton is in the news: Appearing on "The View," hanging out with Jimmy Fallon, hawking a book with her daughter. Published February 4, 2020
