Charles Hurt
Columns by Charles Hurt
HURT: Higgs boson, by Mark Twain
Everyone, it seems, has an explanation for the scorching heat, terrifying winds and hellish wildfires haunting the world these days. Published July 10, 2012
HURT: Explaining the face-eating zombie
With all the zombie cannibals on the loose these days in this scorching heat, choking wildfires and violent winds, we are living in some terrifying times. Published July 3, 2012
HURT: The silver lining? Now Obama owns his tax hikes
Conservatives gathering now for a low-tech lynching of Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. need to take a quick breath of air and think about what he managed to accomplish by upholding President Obama's highly unpopular, signature piece of legislation. Published June 28, 2012
HURT: Obama’s court victory sets up bigger defeat later
Perhaps it is fitting that the justices began the week by throwing President Obama a bone. Because later this week the Supreme Court will deliver the final death blow to his "progressive" agenda and at long last set some far-out perimeter for the federal government's galloping encroachment on Americans' dearest rights. Published June 25, 2012
HURT: Politicians — the highest-priced harlots of all
There is no honor, it is said, among thieves. The only honor you will find these days, it seems, is among the whores. Published June 19, 2012
HURT: Postal Service failure a symptom of federal failure
On this tiny fishing island in the Gulf, the majestic and prehistoric tarpon sheathed in its armor of giant scales is called "Silver King." Fisherman here bow to the king when he breaks from his foamy lair and people who live along the shoreline of his domain talk of little else. Published June 12, 2012
HURT: The only thing worse than the economy is Obama talking about it
If you are wondering why President Obama and his supporters spend so much time in this election condescending to female voters, jabbering about gay marriage and contraception, or whether Mr. Obama really was born in Kenya, it is because they simply cannot talk about the economy. Published June 5, 2012
HURT: Capital Bikeshare is making biking ugly, smugly
Unlike Sarah Palin or Tina Fey, or whoever it was, I really can see Russia from my front porch. Or, at least, I can see broken-down socialism. That is because across the street from my house on Capitol Hill is a loud, clanging "Capital Bikeshare" docking station. Published May 29, 2012
HURT: The news media’s un-American failures
When the national media isn't consumed with "exposes" revealing that Mitt Romney was once a teenager and attended high school with other teenagers, they are busy ignoring persistent evidence causing alarming numbers of Americans to believe President Obama was not born in the U.S. Published May 22, 2012
HURT: In a whirl over Obama’s gay marriage pirouette
One "mainstream" American journalist broke into sobs of joy last week when President Obama publicly announced his twirling pirouette (aka "flip-flop") in support of gay marriage. In describing the unbinding of his emotions, Andrew Sullivan called Mr. Obama his "father figure." Published May 15, 2012
HURT: Obama’s real ‘war’ is against the elderly
Politicians around here keep talking about some kind of underground, undeclared War on Women. But the only real open warfare going on is President Obama's all-out War on Seniors. Published May 8, 2012
HURT: Bailing out bad choices isn’t academic
Once again, this town has ground to a halt in another one of its interminable squabbles about how to spend even more of our money that we do not have. Published May 1, 2012
HURT: In this economy, U.S. needs border fence — to keep Mexicans in
A new study from the highly esteemed Pew Hispanic Center says the millions of Mexicans who risked their lives crossing the desert to get here to the promised land for a better life have given up on the U.S. This is no small feat. Have you ever been to Mexico? Published April 24, 2012
HURT: Tax-and-waste never seems out of style
The whole problem with this crowd here in Washington always comes into perfect focus every year right around ... well, Tax Day. Published April 17, 2012
HURT: Fire and brimstone from the Church of Do-Goodery
Two of the wisest sages of all time — Mark Twain and Jesus Christ himself — spoke memorably about the dangers of worrisome do-gooders run amok. Indeed, it is the curse of do-gooders the world over to find fault in everyone except themselves. Published April 10, 2012
HURT: Newshounds in heat over Obama
Any hope that the full-blown love affair the old-guard media has for President Obama might cool off a bit for their coverage of the 2012 presidential election vanished long about lunchtime Tuesday. Published April 3, 2012
HURT: Brutal week for Obama, the worst of his presidency
The past seven brutal days will go down as one of the worst weeks in history for a sitting president. It certainly has been, without any doubt, the worst week yet for President Obama. Published March 29, 2012
HURT: Obama’s ‘flexibility’ to lie after election
Turns out he's not Kenyan after all. He's KGB. All this time, people were worried that President Obama was born in Africa and that his radical agenda had been crafted by the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Saul Alinsky on the streets of Chicago's South Side. Published March 27, 2012
HURT: Seriously, can we all agree Ryan deserves our respect?
As thoroughly uninspiring as this endless Republican primary has been for conservatives in America, they can take some bit of solace in knowing one thing. At the very least, there is Paul Ryan. Published March 20, 2012
HURT: ‘Game Change’ celebrates Washington narcissism
The movie "Game Change" has hit the small screen, and like the vast majority of Americans everywhere, I just can't wait to skip it. Published March 13, 2012
