OPINION:
Democrats disappointed over the election turnout have launched a new protest movement called 4B, whereby all the feminists of the left rise up, band together, and refuse to have sex with their men.
Oh, happy day. This is truly one of the greatest inventions since sliced bread; maybe even since the wheel. Call it the culling of the Democrat herd.
Still, it is rather astonishing on at least two counts — firstly, that Democrats, post-election, can suddenly spot the differences between a male and a female — ‘I spy with my little eye, a female!’ — and secondly, that these 4B women actually think men want to have sex with them that badly, anyway.
It’s not that they’re all dykey-looking broads with beards. Not all.
But really, that whole George Orwell, “1984” storied look of women running about with red sashes wrapped around their waists to proclaim their chastity for their political party doesn’t exactly scream sex appeal. And to not know that strikes as somewhat delusional.
In essence, this is what 4B is all about — using sex as a political weapon.
The 4B movement, rooted in South Korea but spread across America in recent years — and ratcheted in recent days, due to Donald Trump’s win and the dominance of Republican candidates in the election — preaches this: No dating men, no marrying men, no procreating with men, no sex with men at all.
Just when you thought leftists had reached the pinnacle of stupidity, they climb to an all new height. But seriously, sane America ought to embrace this movement. The women who would participate are the women who would otherwise be birthing and raising far leftist lunatic children with LGBTQ-loving ways and ADHD pill-gobbling tendencies who would then go on and spend their pitiful lives screaming about racist America and racist capitalism and racist Republicans. Let the leftists have their sex-free ways. Let the leftists swear off child-birthing. The benefits are many.
Think of the abortions that won’t be had — that would have been.
Think of the population percentage shifts of conservatives versus liberals; how conservative families will grow in number while liberal families decrease in number.
Think of the long-term effects of zero children born to radical leftist women, and the culling of the psychologically deranged that will naturally occur. In just a few short years, America’s mental health crisis will be cured. In just a few short years, America’s mental health costs will be dramatically decreased.
“Trump re-election sparks interest in South Korea’s ‘4B’ movement among American women,” NBC News wrote.
“4B Movement Surges in U.S. Interest After Trump Wins Election,” The New York Times wrote.
“After Trump’s Victory, the 4B Movement Is Spreading Across TikTok,” Wired wrote.
“Trump’s win has some women swearing off men,” ABC News wrote.
Let the chastity belts be distributed!
Let the virginity oaths be sworn!
Let the Democrats stop having sex altogether — for the good of the unborn, for the good of the nation.
Less abortion, more abstinence. Fewer births from far leftist loons — fewer problems in American culture and politics. The 4B movement is the gift that will keep on giving.
Democrats have really stumbled on a magic solution with this one, and they deserve all of America’s full support.
• Cheryl Chumley can be reached at cchumley@washingtontimes.com or on Twitter, @ckchumley. Listen to her podcast “Bold and Blunt” by clicking HERE. And never miss her column; subscribe to her newsletter and podcast by clicking HERE. Her latest book, “Lockdown: The Socialist Plan To Take Away Your Freedom,” is available by clicking HERE or clicking HERE or CLICKING HERE.
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