WINNERS
President Trump — Reins in Trumpiness, keeps chaos at bay and gives a strictly presidential performance.
NBC’s Kristen Welker — Trump upgrades her from “Radical Democrat” to “I respect very much the way you are handling this.”
Tony Bobulinski — Two days ago, nobody knew his name. Now he is the president’s debate guest and headed to meetings with senators.
Melania Trump — She’s back in action after catching coronavirus … and somehow makes a mask glamorous.
SEE ALSO: Joe Biden at debate deflects Hunter Biden questions
LOSERS
Joe Biden — Checks his watch mid-debate like he’s late for the Amtrak to Napland.
Hunter Biden — His dad won’t even mention his name.
Mute button — Didn’t live up to the pre-debate hype. It only got hit once — for Trump, of course.
Medicare for All — It used to be all the rage and now Biden tramples on the far-left’s dream.
Extremists — Trump doesn’t mention Antifa and Biden blurts out “Poor Boys” instead of Proud Boys.
SEE ALSO: Hunter Biden, Joe Biden like ‘vacuum cleaner’ sucking up money, Donald Trump says
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